22 Jokes you’ll only laugh at if you’ve read Harry Potter

Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher calls your name, they’ll make things fly around in the room.
Dumbledore: Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and everyone who paid money for the cursed child. 3.
Snape: Looks like your moment has come at last, Gilderoy. Lockhart: My moment? Snape: Weren’t you just saying last night that you knew where the entrance to the chamber of secret was? Lockhart: New phone who dis? McGonagall: This is a verbal conversation, Gilderoy.
J.K. Rowling: There’s actually a goat with Harry the whole time, it’s just never mentioned or does anything.
So you know how there’s just a ton of ghosts in Hogwarts just chilling? Why do they think the shrieking shack is haunted? Like what do they even think haunted means?
I wonder what’s happening over there at Hogwarts? Probably education since Harry doesn’t go there anymore.
Molly: Now, remember to speak very, very clearly. Harry: DEWGDBEIFNJENFJKN
Books: Did you put your name in the goblet of fire, Harry? Dumbledore said calmly. Movies: DIDYA PUT UR NAME IN DE GOBLET OF FIYAH CaLmLy
The epilogue for the last Harry Potter book should just be Harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to McGonagall with the captions ‘is this u’ on all of them.
Never forget that to make Voldemort's name rearrange to ‘je suis Voldemort’ in the French translations, they had to make his middle name Elvis
Voldemort: I’m here to kill Harry Pott- [struggling to open baby gate] James: Push down and then pull back. Voldemort: I am! [still struggling] Lily: Jiggle it he needs to jiggle it. Voldemort: I AM JIGGLING IT! You know what forget it I’ll come back when he’s 10.
Hogwarts sorting tests be like what do you like to do in your free time? a) evil stuff b) read books c) fight evil with the power of friendship d) orange
I don’t get how people say Harry Potter is not real. Like they literally caught everything on film.
My obsession with Harry Potter has gotten a bit riddikulus. It’s a sirius problem. There’s nothing ron with that. Keep up with these puns and you might be muggled. Too bad cuz we’re neville gonna stop.
Harry Potter can’t tell between his best friend and his cooking pot. They're both cauldron.
Do you think Sirius ever ate James’s homework as a joke?
Do you think like, when Hogwarts was sending more letters and the Dursleys getting frustrated, that Dumbledore was sitting in his office giggling?
But! The letters were actually addressed from Minerva McGonagall.
Knock knock...who’s there?...you know...you know who?...correct
Where do you find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy.
*McGonagall loses Dumbledore in a crowd* McGonagall: SLYTHERIN WON THE HOUSE CUP! Dumbledore: 1000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR! McGonagall: found him!
‘Harry James Potter’ Harry said, ‘You were named after the bravest man I’ve ever known. It was me. I’m awesome.’